what shout is this

(Source: brianmagno)

How to make Piñata cookies!

nijisplash:

mischievousmelancholic:

nada-interessante:

!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ianbrooks:

Steampunk Portal by Lisa Rye

From The Aperture Institute of Natural Philosophy comes the astounding new line of marvelous gizmos, perfectly suited for the top-hatted gentleman scientist and all his testing inquiries.

Artist: Deviantart / Tumblr

helioscentrifuge:

thebloodinyourveinsis20below:

helioscentrifuge:

wHAT KIND OF ASSHOLE EATS OREOS WITH CHOPSTICKS

AND NEEDS A FUCKING SAUCER FOR THEIR MILK

LISTEN HERE FUCKFACE OREOS ARE MEANT TO BE HELD IN YOUR FINGERS AND YOU SLAMDUNK THOSE DELICIOUS LITTLE COCKWOBBLERS INTO A GLASS OF WHOLESOME GODDAMN MILK

YOU GET YOUR FINGERS WET IN THE MILK BUT YOU DON’T GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE YOU FUCKING WASHED YOUR HANDS ALONG WITH YOUR TROUSERS BEFOREHAND BECAUSE OREOS AND MILK ARE SO FUCKING EXCITING THAT SOMETIMES YOU WET YOURSELF ABOUT IT AND NO ONE JUDGES YOU BECAUSE MOTHERFUCKING OREOS

YOU FUCKING NASTY TRASH PUT THOSE CHOPSTICKS AWAY BEFORE THE SOCIAL JUSTICE BLOGGERS NAIL YOU TO A TREE FOR APPROPRIATION

THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO BURN DOWN AN OIL REFINERY JESUS FUCKING SKATEBOARDED OFF A CLIFF AND TURNED INTO A PTERODACTYL CHRIST

when i die will you write my obituary?^^^^^^^^

i will but i’m probably gonna call you out on dying like a little bitch

(Source: nom-food)

nerdking1000:

Legend of Zelda trailers: [2/?] “The Lost Oracle” // unofficial trailer

marshmallowpuffs:

toptiermage:

I want to see this in a horror game

Those trees are really prett— oh.

(Source: anothershotacon)

calibrashuns:

I WENT TO THE CAFE DOWN THE STREET AND THERE WERE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE THERE CELEBRATING THIS LIZARDS BIRTHDAY

HE HAS A LITTLE PARTY HAT

iamtheniiiiight:

90 minutes of work

nailed it

hey there shinji could you do me a favor

would you kindly just climb inside a robot

hey kid - we know that it’s tough

you’re probably twelve and your dad is a fuck

but that ain’t no excuse for not getting in the

fucking giant scary ro-bot

don’t think

that your friends don’t care. misato and asuka want you to win

but you stare at their boobs and what the fuck’s up with rei

shinji just get in the robot

get in the robot

because it’s the robot that you are supposed to get in

this whole fucking series would go by so easy

if you would just get in the bot

hey there shinji just get in the fucking robot

get in the robot. get in your fucking robo-mom

get in the robot you fucking stupid shinji kid

shinji would you just get inside the robot

hey now shinji your dad would be so proud of you.

we just lied so you’d get inside a robot

thollukthcaptor:

howardphillipslovecraft:

starscrossed:

pfdiva:

OMG, that’s so fucking cool! Someone from the science side of Tumblr needs to come along and tell me what’s going on here!

the bubble is freezing you fucking idiot

thank u science side of tumblr

(Source: cineraria)

“We are allied assistance, feline organic. Please state your status.”
*meow*
“Acknowledged.”

“We are allied assistance, feline organic. Please state your status.”

*meow*

“Acknowledged.”

(Source: expel10)

natsfanartnfandoms:

kasespaetzle:

unleashed-rage:

This is a potoo post.

I think they may have forgotten how to bird

Oh my god I’m fucking crying

ask-ooc-jack:

atokniiro:

An introspective journey of artistic self discovery, presented as a 6 page comic.

I THOUGHT IT WAS DEEP

ohcorny:

weepinduo

attackofthepartycannon:

blowingstiles:

onelastglancefromataxicab:

gerard-and-frank-mofos:

sunbanna:

lifegoesonand-on:

michelleevo:

christinahuynhh:

i think this is the best post ever seriously

Wow

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thats because it is

did Jesus make this or something

FINALLY I FOUND THIS AMAZING FUCKING POST AGAIN

boom bacon pancakes

this is the most helpful post on Tumblr holy shit

(Source: iraffiruse)