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carolfuckingbrady:

squided:

WHEN WILL PEOPLE FUCKING REALIZE THAT

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MEN

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ALSO

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ARE

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GIVEN

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UNREALISTIC

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EXPECTATIONS

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DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA

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HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS

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TO LOOK LIKE THIS???

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IT’S 100% FUCKING ILLOGICAL TO EXPECT MEN TO HAVE THIS RIPPED SIX-PACK ABS AND BE SKINNY AND HAVE PERFECT SKIN AND FACIAL COMPLEXION!  MEN ALSO EXPERIENCE BEING UNCOMFORTABLE WITH OUR BODIES ALL. THE. FUCKING. TIME.

finally someone made this

(Source: squided)

  • straight couple:

    *make out in public at random intervals in weird places*

  • straight couple:

    *grabs each other's asses in public*

  • straight couple:

    *are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*

  • gay couple:

    *holds hands in public*

  • straight people:

    that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN

twinking:

stability:

philwrir:

officialfrenchtoast:

INTENSE

ITS BACK

I’m bringing this back from the depths of hell

I JUST WATCHED THIS AND I THINK MY DAD THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING PORN

Haha, this woman!

(Source: nevereverbeensosatisfied)

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